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Bring a bit of the wild to your coffee table. These laser-engraved wooden coasters feature original outdoor-inspired designs like mountain trails, campfire scenes, and hiking motifs, perfect for nature lovers and weekend wanderers alike.
Sold individually or in themed sets of 4 [see options]. Great for cabin decor, housewarming gifts, or your favorite happy camper.
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Details:
- Quantity: 1 coaster OR Set of 4
- Material: solid Maple or Walnut hardwood with cork backing
- Size: approximately 4 inches across
- Finish: food-safe oil and wax
- Handmade in Hamilton, Ohio Every order plants a tree through Eden Reforestation Projects and ships in plantable seed paper packaging.
This tongue-in-cheek coaster series features alien encounters, cryptids, and cosmic commentary that are more sarcastic than sci-fi. Each design is laser engraved on solid maple and backed with cork, perfect for drinks on Earth or otherwise.
From UFO rejections to caffeinated robots, these coasters deliver dry humor and galactic-level weirdness.
Details:
- Quantity: 1 coaster
- Material: solid Maple or Walnut hardwood with cork backing
- Size: approximately 4 inches across
- Finish: food-safe oil and wax
- Handmade in Hamilton, Ohio Every order plants a tree through Eden Reforestation Projects and ships in plantable seed paper packaging.
- Perfect for sci-fi nerds, space weirdos, and UFO watchers
Great for gift shops, bookstore cafés, or anyone who's into the strange but stylish.
Procaffeinate (v.): The tendency to not start anything until you've had your coffee.
If this word describes your morning ritual, this coaster belongs on your desk. Laser-engraved on solid hardwood with the full "definition," it's a functional piece of self-aware humor for anyone who runs on caffeine and deadlines.
Available in Maple or Walnut, backed with cork, and sealed to handle daily ring stains from your favorite mug.
Details:
- Quantity: 1 coaster
- Material: solid Maple or Walnut hardwood with cork backing
- Size: approximately 4 inches across
- Finish: food-safe oil and wax
- Handmade in Hamilton, Ohio Every order plants a tree through Eden Reforestation Projects and ships in plantable seed paper packaging.
A perfect desk accessory, housewarming gift, or coffee-bar addition for the chronically under-caffeinated.
Bring a touch of celestial charm to your coffee table with this handcrafted set of maple wood coasters, each etched with a different phase of the moon. From waxing to waning, this lunar-inspired set is both functional and beautiful, perfect for stargazers, dreamers, and nature lovers alike.
Sold as a set of 4. Thoughtfully crafted and made to last, these coasters make a stellar gift or a grounding addition to your home.
Details:
- Quantity: Set of 4 coasters (one per lunar phase)
- Material: solid Maple or Walnut hardwood with cork backing
- Size: approximately 4 inches across
- Finish: food-safe oil and wax
- Handmade in Hamilton, Ohio Every order plants a tree through Eden Reforestation Projects and ships in plantable seed paper packaging.
For the person whose personality is 90% coffee. This coaster features the caffeine molecule laser-engraved into solid hardwood, a quiet nod to the chemical compound keeping civilization running.
Available in Maple or Walnut, each coaster is backed with cork to protect your surfaces and keep it planted. Sealed for daily use and engraved in small batches.
Details:
- Quantity: 1 coaster
- Material: solid Maple or Walnut hardwood with cork backing
- Size: approximately 4 inches across
- Finish: food-safe oil and wax
- Handmade in Hamilton, Ohio Every order plants a tree through Eden Reforestation Projects and ships in plantable seed paper packaging.
Pairs well with a strong pour-over and questionable sleep habits. A solid gift for coffee lovers, science nerds, or anyone who gets it.
"Handcrafted wooden goods made in Ohio. Every order plants a tree."