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This tongue-in-cheek coaster series features alien encounters, cryptids, and cosmic commentary that are more sarcastic than sci-fi. Each design is laser engraved on solid maple and backed with cork, perfect for drinks on Earth or otherwise.
From UFO rejections to caffeinated robots, these coasters deliver dry humor and galactic-level weirdness.
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Solid maple with cork backing
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Laser-engraved in small batches
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Made in Ohio | Sarcasm included
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Perfect for sci-fi nerds, space weirdos, and UFO watchers
Great for gift shops, bookstore cafés, or anyone who’s into the strange but stylish.
- In-stock items typically ship in 1-2 business days; exact delivery times are based on the shipping method selected at checkout.
- For customized products, 3-5 business days are needed to complete the design and get client approval.
- Returns accepted for 30 days
- No restocking fee
- Custom Items are final and cannot be returned
- Keep dry: Avoid contact with water to maintain the wood's integrity.
- Dust gently: Use a soft cloth for regular dusting.
- Protect from heat: Extreme temperatures can warp wood; place away from radiators and sunny windows.
- Oil occasionally; for a fresh shine, lightly apply a wood-safe oil.
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