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This tongue-in-cheek coaster series features alien encounters, cryptids, and cosmic commentary that are more sarcastic than sci-fi. Each design is laser-engraved on solid maple and backed with cork, perfect for drinks on Earth or otherwise.

From UFO rejections to caffeinated robots, these coasters deliver dry humor and galactic-level weirdness.

Details:

• Quantity: 1 coaster
• Material: solid Maple or Walnut hardwood with cork backing
• Size: approximately 4 inches across
• Finish: food-safe oil and wax
• Handmade in Hamilton, Ohio Every order plants a tree through Eden Reforestation Projects and ships in plantable seed paper packaging. Sarcasm Included.
  
• Perfect for sci-fi nerds, space weirdos, and UFO watchers

Great for gift shops, bookstore cafés, or anyone who's into the strange but stylish.

Inspired by the bold lines and symmetry of the Art Deco era, these earrings blend modern design with natural materials. Crafted from rich walnut and light maple, the contrast is striking yet timeless, lightweight enough for everyday wear, but distinctive enough to make a statement.

Each pair is thoughtfully made in Ohio using sustainable wood, finished by hand, and packaged in plantable seed paper. And with every order, trees are planted, and plastic is pulled from the ocean. Because style should stand for something.

Details

• 1-year warranty
  
• Material: solid hardwood with sterling silver earwires
• Wood options: Walnut or Maple
• Color: chocolate brown (Walnut) or pale blonde (Maple)
• Finish: food (and skin!)-safe oil & wax
• Handmade in Hamilton, Ohio
• Seed Paper Packaging
  

Every order plants a tree through Eden Reforestation Projects and ships in plantable seed paper packaging.

Sleek. Lightweight. Naturally bold.

The Ascent Earrings blend geometric elegance with earthy warmth in a modern, minimalist profile. Each pair is cut from sustainably sourced wood, creating a striking contrast in a clean, architectural silhouette.

Designed to feel effortless and eye-catching, these earrings are finished with sterling silver earwires and packaged in seed paper that grows wildflowers.

Perfect for everyday wear, thoughtful gifting, or anyone drawn to sustainable design with subtle flair.

Details

• Lightweight geometric wood earrings handcrafted in small batches
  
• Eco-Friendly Seed Paper Packaging
• Material: solid hardwood with sterling silver earwires for everyday comfort
• Wood options: Walnut, Maple, Olivewood, Cedar, Paduk, Chakte Kok (Redheart), Chakte Viga (Orangeheart)
• Color range: blonde, chocolate brown, golden, red, orange
• Finish: food (and skin!)-safe oil & wax
• Handmade in Hamilton, Ohio

Every order plants a tree through Eden Reforestation Projects and ships in plantable seed paper packaging.

This tongue-in-cheek coaster series features alien encounters, cryptids, and cosmic commentary that are more sarcastic than sci-fi. Each design is laser engraved on solid maple and backed with cork, perfect for drinks on Earth or otherwise.

From UFO rejections to caffeinated robots, these coasters deliver dry humor and galactic-level weirdness.

Details:

• Quantity: 1 coaster
• Material: solid Maple or Walnut hardwood with cork backing
• Size: approximately 4 inches across
• Finish: food-safe oil and wax
• Handmade in Hamilton, Ohio Every order plants a tree through Eden Reforestation Projects and ships in plantable seed paper packaging.
• Perfect for sci-fi nerds, space weirdos, and UFO watchers

Great for gift shops, bookstore cafés, or anyone who's into the strange but stylish.

For the person whose personality is 90% coffee. This coaster features the caffeine molecule laser-engraved into solid hardwood, a quiet nod to the chemical compound keeping civilization running.

Available in Maple or Walnut, each coaster is backed with cork to protect your surfaces and keep it planted. Sealed for daily use and engraved in small batches.

Details:

• Quantity: 1 coaster
• Material: solid Maple or Walnut hardwood with cork backing
• Size: approximately 4 inches across
• Finish: food-safe oil and wax
• Handmade in Hamilton, Ohio Every order plants a tree through Eden Reforestation Projects and ships in plantable seed paper packaging.

Pairs well with a strong pour-over and questionable sleep habits. A solid gift for coffee lovers, science nerds, or anyone who gets it.

Bring a bit of the wild to your coffee table. These laser-engraved wooden coasters feature original outdoor-inspired designs like mountain trails, campfire scenes, and hiking motifs, perfect for nature lovers and weekend wanderers alike.

Sold individually or in themed sets of 4 [see options]. Great for cabin decor, housewarming gifts, or your favorite happy camper.

• Details:

  • Quantity: 1 coaster OR Set of 4
  • Material: solid Maple or Walnut hardwood with cork backing
  • Size: approximately 4 inches across
  • Finish: food-safe oil and wax
  • Handmade in Hamilton, Ohio Every order plants a tree through Eden Reforestation Projects and ships in plantable seed paper packaging.

   

Thoughtful and refined, the Chevron Inlay Wood Earrings make the perfect gift for anyone who loves clean lines and natural beauty. Handcrafted from sustainably sourced Walnut or Maple, each pair features a striking chevron design with gold-plated ear wires. Lightweight and easy to wear, these earrings add effortless elegance to any outfit - while giving back to the planet with every purchase.

Features:

• Wood options: Walnut or Maple; geometric chevron inlay

• Hardware: sterling silver or gold-plated ear wires

• Lightweight; comfortable for all-day wear

• Seed paper packaging; plants a tree with purchase

A cone-shaped drop earring with a two-tone wood construction. The outer wood frames an inner inlay in a contrasting species, creating clean lines and visible grain contrast in a compact shape.

Available in multiple wood combinations including Chakte Kok, Walnut, Maple, Olivewood, and Canarywood bases with Maple, Cherry, Cedar, Padauk, or Walnut inlays. Each pair is hand-finished and set on sterling silver hardware.

Features

• Two-tone exotic and domestic hardwood
• Sterling silver hardware
• Seed paper packaging
• 1 year warranty

Every order plants trees, removes ocean plastic, and supports pollinator protection.