Walnut

This tongue-in-cheek coaster series features alien encounters, cryptids, and cosmic commentary that are more sarcastic than sci-fi. Each design is laser engraved on solid maple and backed with cork, perfect for drinks on Earth or otherwise.

From UFO rejections to caffeinated robots, these coasters deliver dry humor and galactic-level weirdness.

Details:

• Quantity: 1 coaster
• Material: solid Maple or Walnut hardwood with cork backing
• Size: approximately 4 inches across
• Finish: food-safe oil and wax
• Handmade in Hamilton, Ohio Every order plants a tree through Eden Reforestation Projects and ships in plantable seed paper packaging.
• Perfect for sci-fi nerds, space weirdos, and UFO watchers

Great for gift shops, bookstore cafés, or anyone who's into the strange but stylish.

Clean geometry, natural warmth. Hexagonal drop earrings handcrafted from a curated selection of exotic and domestic hardwoods, each pair unique thanks to natural grain variation.

• Material: Hardwood (Maple, Walnut, Cherry, Olivewood, Purpleheart, Canarywood, Paduk, or Chakte Kok / Chakte Viga) with sterling silver hardware
• Color: Beige, Brown, Red, Orange, Purple, Olive, or Yellow depending on wood choice
• Style: Hexagonal drop earring, modern and minimal
• Hardware: Sterling silver, hypoallergenic, nickel-free
• Finish: Hand-finished with food-safe oil and wax
• Packaging: Plantable seed paper
• Warranty: 1 year
• Made in: Hamilton, Ohio
• Gives back: Plants a tree with every order through Eden Reforestation Projects

Bold but not heavy. Handcrafted wooden hoop earrings made from sustainably sourced domestic and exotic hardwoods, set on sterling silver hardware and shipped in plantable seed paper packaging.

• Material: Hardwood (Maple, Walnut, Cherry, Olivewood, Purpleheart, Canarywood, or Chakte Kok Redheart) with sterling silver hardware
• Color: Beige, Brown, Red, Olive, Purple, or Yellow depending on wood choice, with natural grain variation
• Size: 2" tall, 1/4" profile
• Style: Lightweight wooden hoop
• Hardware: Sterling silver, hypoallergenic, nickel-free
• Finish: Hand-finished with food-safe oil and wax
• Packaging: Plantable seed paper and cotton
• Made in: Hamilton, Ohio
• Gives back: Plants a tree with every order through Eden Reforestation Projects and removes ocean-bound plastic through Greenspark

A touch of greenery in a zero-waste package. This little wooden air plant holder is crafted from offcut hardwood, giving new life to materials that would otherwise go unused. Each piece is handmade from domestic hardwood, making every holder one of a kind.

Perfect for low-maintenance air plants, these 4-inch holders bring warmth, simplicity, and sustainability to any shelf or windowsill. Limited quantities available.

Details

• Height: approximately 4 inches tall
• Material: solid offcut hardwood
• Wood options: Walnut, Maple, Cherry, Cedar, Purpleheart
• Finish: food-safe oil
• Handmade in Hamilton, Ohio Every order plants a tree through Eden Reforestation Projects and ships in plantable seed paper packaging.
• 1-year warranty

Air plant not included. Need one? Check out Air Plant Supply Co

A blend of natural beauty and refined craftsmanship. The Stone Inlay Bar Necklace features exotic and domestic hardwoods accented with vibrant stone inlays, finished with a sterling silver chain.

• Material: Solid hardwood (Walnut, Maple, Olivewood, Purpleheart, or Chakte Kok / Chakte Viga) with genuine stone inlay and sterling silver chain
• Color: Wood in Brown, Beige, Olive, Purple, Red, or Orange with stone inlay in Turquoise, Blue (Lapis), or White (Opal)
• Size: Horizontal bar pendant on an 18-20" adjustable chain
• Style: Horizontal bar pendant with stone inlay
• Stone options: Turquoise, Lapis Lazuli, or Opal
• Chain: Adjustable 18-20" sterling silver
• Finish: Food (and skin)-safe oil and wax
• Packaging: Plantable seed paper with cotton bag
• Warranty: 1 year
• Made in: Hamilton, Ohio
• Gives back: Plants a tree with every order through Eden Reforestation Projects

A bottle opener that fits in your wallet. Real wood veneer over solid steel, credit card-sized. Thin enough to slide in next to your cards, strong enough to pop caps for years.

Available plain or with custom engraving. Made in Hamilton, Ohio from sustainably sourced wood.

Details

• Material: Wood veneer over steel
• Size: Credit card (fits in wallet)
• Finish: Hand-sanded, sealed

Procaffeinate (v.): The tendency to not start anything until you've had your coffee.

If this word describes your morning ritual, this coaster belongs on your desk. Laser-engraved on solid hardwood with the full "definition," it's a functional piece of self-aware humor for anyone who runs on caffeine and deadlines.

Available in Maple or Walnut, backed with cork, and sealed to handle daily ring stains from your favorite mug.

Details:

• Quantity: 1 coaster
• Material: solid Maple or Walnut hardwood with cork backing
• Size: approximately 4 inches across
• Finish: food-safe oil and wax
• Handmade in Hamilton, Ohio Every order plants a tree through Eden Reforestation Projects and ships in plantable seed paper packaging.

A perfect desk accessory, housewarming gift, or coffee-bar addition for the chronically under-caffeinated.

Inspired by the bold lines and symmetry of the Art Deco era. Handcrafted earrings in rich walnut or light maple, lightweight enough for everyday wear but distinctive enough to make a statement.

• Material: Solid hardwood (Walnut or Maple) with sterling silver earwires
• Color: Brown (Walnut) or Beige (Maple) with natural grain
• Style: Art Deco geometric drop earring
• Hardware: Sterling silver, hypoallergenic, nickel-free
• Finish: Food (and skin)-safe oil and wax
• Packaging: Plantable seed paper
• Warranty: 1 year
• Made in: Hamilton, Ohio
• Gives back: Plants a tree with every order through Eden Reforestation Projects and removes ocean-bound plastic through Greenspark