Procaffeinate Definition Coaster
$9.00
Estimated delivery between August 26 and August 31. Order within .
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Procaffeinate (v.): The tendency to not start anything until you've had your coffee.
If this word describes your morning ritual, this coaster belongs on your desk. Laser-engraved on solid hardwood with the full "definition," it's a functional piece of self-aware humor for anyone who runs on caffeine and deadlines.
Available in Maple or Walnut, backed with cork, and sealed to handle daily ring stains from your favorite mug.
Details:
- Quantity: 1 coaster
- Material: solid Maple or Walnut hardwood with cork backing
- Size: approximately 4 inches across
- Finish: food-safe oil and beeswax
- Handmade in Hamilton, Ohio. Ships with a plantable seed paper hang tag. Every order plants 2 trees, recovers 6 ocean-bound plastic bottles, and protects 20 bees through Greenspark.
A perfect desk accessory, housewarming gift, or coffee-bar addition for the chronically under-caffeinated.
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Every order ships from my workshop in Hamilton, Ohio.
Domestic (US): USPS Priority Mail, 1-3 business days after your order ships. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days of being placed. Custom and personalized items may take an extra day or two.
Free shipping on US orders over $100.
Every piece ships in plantable seed paper packaging that grows wildflowers. It doubles as a gift wrap.
Questions about your shipment? Contact me and I'll get you a tracking update.
Exchanges: If you'd like a different wood type or size, email me at ryan@prwmade.com. I'll send a prepaid return label and get the replacement started as soon as I receive the original.
Refunds: If you'd prefer a refund, I'll process it within 3 business days of receiving the returned item. Original shipping costs are non-refundable.
Custom and personalized orders are final sale since they're made specifically for you. That said, if there's a quality issue or I made a mistake on the personalization, I'll fix it at no cost.
Gift cards are non-refundable.
Please send returns to the address included in your order confirmation. Items should be unworn and in their original packaging.
Every piece I make is hand-finished and inspected before it ships. If something doesn't meet the standard you'd expect from a handcrafted product, I'll replace it.
This isn't fine print. If the finish chips, the hardware fails, or something just doesn't look right when it arrives, email me at ryan@prwmade.com with a photo. I'll either send a replacement or make it right another way.
I'm a one-person shop and I stand behind everything I make.
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The Story Behind Every Piece
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Every piece starts as raw wood in my Hamilton, Ohio workshop. I select, cut, engrave, and finish each one myself
Designed and made by hand
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Your order ships in plantable seed paper. Toss it in soil, water it, and watch it bloom.
Packaging that grows wildflowers
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We partner with Eden Reforestation Projects. One order, one tree. No exceptions.
Every order plants a tree
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