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"Read Banned Books" in bold, modern lettering, engraved on real wood. Same message as the typewriter version, different energy. Louder, more direct, and impossible to miss on a laptop lid or notebook cover. Real Cherry or Maple veneer with permanent adhesive.
Each sticker is laser-engraved in Hamilton, Ohio from sustainably sourced hardwood veneer. Smooth finish, no splinters, and built to last longer than paper stickers.
Details:
- Color options: pale blonde (Maple) or warm reddish amber (Cherry)
- Material: real Maple or Cherry veneer with permanent adhesive backing
- Water resistant, smooth finish
- Handmade in Hamilton, Ohio Every order plants a tree through Eden Reforestation Projects and ships in plantable seed paper packaging.
"Reading Causes Empathy." A fact, not an opinion, burned into real wood. This sticker is for librarians, teachers, book club members, and anyone who believes that reading makes us better humans. Real Cherry or Maple veneer with permanent adhesive.
Each sticker is laser-engraved in Hamilton, Ohio from sustainably sourced hardwood veneer. Smooth finish, no splinters, and built to last longer than paper stickers.
Details:
- Color options: pale blonde (Maple) or warm reddish amber (Cherry)
- Material: real Maple or Cherry veneer with permanent adhesive backing
- Water resistant, smooth finish
- Handmade in Hamilton, Ohio Every order plants a tree through Eden Reforestation Projects and ships in plantable seed paper packaging.
"Silence kills ideas. Read banned books." Laser engraved in a typewriter face on cherry wood with peel-and-stick backing. A small statement piece for your laptop, water bottle, journal, or anywhere that can use a little resistance.
Details
- Cherry wood veneer with 3M peel-and-stick backing
- Laser engraved, no color (natural wood tone)
- Approximately 2 inches on the longest side
- Eco-friendly alternative to vinyl
- Handmade in Hamilton, Ohio
Silence Kills Read Banned Books Large Wood Sticker
✦ Handmade in Ohio
✦ Free Shipping over $100
$6.00
The bigger version of our banned books sticker. "Silence kills ideas. Read banned books." Laser engraved on cherry wood with peel-and-stick backing. Easy to spot from across a coffee shop.
Details
- Cherry wood veneer with 3M peel-and-stick backing
- Laser engraved, no color (natural wood tone)
- Approximately 2 inches on the longest side
- Eco-friendly alternative to vinyl
- Handmade in Hamilton, Ohio
"Warning: Reading May Cause Empathy." A small public service announcement, laser engraved on cherry wood with peel-and-stick backing. Perfect for laptops, journals, kindles, library bags, anywhere books live.
Details
- Cherry wood veneer with 3M peel-and-stick backing
- Laser engraved, no color (natural wood tone)
- Approximately 2 inches on the longest side
- Eco-friendly alternative to vinyl
- Handmade in Hamilton, Ohio
A miniature park sign with a clear policy: "No Room for hate on this path." Bigfoot agrees. Laser engraved on cherry wood with peel-and-stick backing.
Details
- Cherry wood veneer with 3M peel-and-stick backing
- Laser engraved, no color (natural wood tone)
- Approximately 2 inches on the longest side
- Eco-friendly alternative to vinyl
- Handmade in Hamilton, Ohio
"Reading Causes Empathy." A simple truth, engraved in real wood. This bookmark is for the person who believes that cracking open a book can change how we treat each other. Slim and smooth with a lay-flat profile that won't crease your pages.
Each bookmark is laser-engraved in Hamilton, Ohio and packaged in plantable seed paper. With every order, trees are planted and ocean plastic is removed through a partnership with Eden Reforestation and Greenspark.
Details: Real hardwood | Laser-engraved | Smooth, page-safe edges
"Silence Kills" set in bold, high-contrast type. The same message as the label-tape version, but louder. For readers who want their bookmark to make a statement before the book is even opened. Slim hardwood with a smooth, lay-flat profile.
Each bookmark is laser-engraved in Hamilton, Ohio and packaged in plantable seed paper. With every order, trees are planted and ocean plastic is removed through a partnership with Eden Reforestation and Greenspark.
Details: Real hardwood | Laser-engraved | Smooth, page-safe edges
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Welcome to the corner of the shop Google won’t advertise.
Every product on this page is something Google’s Shopping algorithm has decided is too spicy, too political, or too dangerous for its precious network. A magnet that says “vote.” A rainbow. A sticker about reading books. A bottle opener with some veneer glued to it. All flagged. All disapproved. All shipped from Ohio by a guy with apparently terrible judgment.
The way Google sees it:
- Bottle openers - basically the same as selling tequila to a toddler. Cannot possibly be advertised in a Christian country.
- Pride designs - “sensitive social issue.” The sensitive part is apparently the existence of gay people.
- Voting designs - democracy: too political for the platform whose entire revenue model is political advertising.
- Banned books stickers - a sticker that says “read banned books” is, somehow, more controversial than the people doing the banning.
- “Reading causes empathy” - flagged. Empathy: now a sensitive social issue. Cool country we’re running here.
- “No room for hate” - apparently, “against hate” is taking a side. Bold of them to admit which side they are on.
So instead of begging an ad bot to take our money, we built it its own little collection.
"Handcrafted wooden goods made in Ohio. Every order plants a tree."