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This tongue-in-cheek coaster series features alien encounters, cryptids, and cosmic commentary that are more sarcastic than sci-fi. Each design is laser-engraved on solid maple and backed with cork, perfect for drinks on Earth or otherwise.

From UFO rejections to caffeinated robots, these coasters deliver dry humor and galactic-level weirdness.

Details:

• Quantity: 1 coaster
• Material: solid Maple or Walnut hardwood with cork backing
• Size: approximately 4 inches across
• Finish: food-safe oil and wax
• Handmade in Hamilton, Ohio Every order plants a tree through Eden Reforestation Projects and ships in plantable seed paper packaging. Sarcasm Included.
  
• Perfect for sci-fi nerds, space weirdos, and UFO watchers

Great for gift shops, bookstore cafés, or anyone who's into the strange but stylish.

A compact bottle opener made from real wood veneer over solid steel. Small enough for a pocket, sturdy enough for years of daily use.

Available in five woods: Walnut, Maple, Cedar, Padauk, or Cherry. Add a name, initials, or short phrase for a personal touch.

Details

• Material: Wood veneer over steel
• Size: 3x1 inches - suitable for a keychain or pocket
• Finish: Hand-sanded, sealed

Hand-finished and sealed in our Ohio studio. Great as a groomsman gift, stocking stuffer, or just a better way to open a bottle.

Small, simple, and genuinely useful. These handmade wood magnets are cut from domestic hardwood, hand-sanded smooth, and backed with a strong neodymium magnet that holds firm on any steel surface.

Each magnet features natural grain variation, so no two are exactly alike. They work well on fridges, magnetic boards, lockers, and any metal surface where you need a grip with a little more character than the usual souvenir magnet.

• Cut from domestic hardwood (species varies by batch)
• Strong neodymium magnet backing
• Hand-sanded and oil-finished
• Made in Hamilton, Ohio in small batches

Plant Mom is the new Dog Mom

Show off your air plant with style! This sleek geometric air plant holder is laser cut from birch and features a magnetic base to keep your tiny terrarium secure. Add some quirk and character to your home decor!

Note: Depending on the construction of your home, you may be able to hold these on standard drywall screws - this is not a guarantee as every home is different and depending on the thickness of your walls, may not work. To test, please take a strong magnet and lightly run it across your wall - if it sticks to a screw, these will likely hold too.

Each magnet is rated to hold over 7 lbs. and should be more than enough to hold the piece and an Air Plant.

Details

• Height: approximately 3 inches tall
• Material: birch plywood with embedded neodymium magnet
• Color: natural pale birch with visible plys
• Finish: food-safe oil
• Air plant not included
• Handmade in Hamilton, Ohio Every order plants a tree through Eden Reforestation Projects and ships in plantable seed paper packaging.
• Does not come with an Air Plant unless otherwise requested. 

Need an air plant? Check out a preferred vendor Air Plant Supply Co.

Pop bottles, not knuckles.
The Wooden Speedy Bottle Opener is a sleek, hardwood-and-steel bar tool that fits perfectly in your hand or pocket. Designed for speed and comfort, it opens bottles effortlessly with just a flick - ideal for home bartenders, party hosts, or pros behind the bar.

Handmade from sustainably sourced wood and finished with care in my Ohio studio. This is barware that works hard and looks good doing it.

Perfect as a gift for everyday use, dads, groomsmen, or anyone who appreciates a well-made tool.

Details:

• Exotic & Domestic Wood veneer (depending on options selected)
• Stainless Steel Hardware
• Compact, speed-style bottle opener
• Made from sustainably sourced hardwood
• Hand-finished in my Ohio studio
• Ideal as a stocking stuffer, groomsman gift, or housewarming gift
• Plastic-free packaging

A sweet nod to the hive. These honeycomb-inspired wood stud earrings are handcrafted from sustainably sourced hardwood with a geometric hive pattern. Light enough to forget you are wearing them, detailed enough that people will notice. Finished with hypoallergenic posts and shipped in plantable seed paper packaging.

• Honeycomb/hive geometric design
• Handcrafted from sustainably sourced hardwood
• Hypoallergenic posts for sensitive ears
• Lightweight for all-day wear
• Packaged in plantable seed paper

For the person whose personality is 90% coffee. This coaster features the caffeine molecule laser-engraved into solid hardwood, a quiet nod to the chemical compound keeping civilization running.

Available in Maple or Walnut, each coaster is backed with cork to protect your surfaces and keep it planted. Sealed for daily use and engraved in small batches.

Details:

• Quantity: 1 coaster
• Material: solid Maple or Walnut hardwood with cork backing
• Size: approximately 4 inches across
• Finish: food-safe oil and wax
• Handmade in Hamilton, Ohio Every order plants a tree through Eden Reforestation Projects and ships in plantable seed paper packaging.

Pairs well with a strong pour-over and questionable sleep habits. A solid gift for coffee lovers, science nerds, or anyone who gets it.

This tongue-in-cheek coaster series features alien encounters, cryptids, and cosmic commentary that are more sarcastic than sci-fi. Each design is laser engraved on solid maple and backed with cork, perfect for drinks on Earth or otherwise.

From UFO rejections to caffeinated robots, these coasters deliver dry humor and galactic-level weirdness.

Details:

• Quantity: 1 coaster
• Material: solid Maple or Walnut hardwood with cork backing
• Size: approximately 4 inches across
• Finish: food-safe oil and wax
• Handmade in Hamilton, Ohio Every order plants a tree through Eden Reforestation Projects and ships in plantable seed paper packaging.
• Perfect for sci-fi nerds, space weirdos, and UFO watchers

Great for gift shops, bookstore cafés, or anyone who's into the strange but stylish.