Small Gifts. Big Meaning. Always Under $30.

This tongue-in-cheek coaster series features alien encounters, cryptids, and cosmic commentary that are more sarcastic than sci-fi. Each design is laser engraved on solid maple and backed with cork, perfect for drinks on Earth or otherwise.

From UFO rejections to caffeinated robots, these coasters deliver dry humor and galactic-level weirdness.

Details:

• Quantity: 1 coaster
• Material: solid Maple or Walnut hardwood with cork backing
• Size: approximately 4 inches across
• Finish: food-safe oil and wax
• Handmade in Hamilton, Ohio Every order plants a tree through Eden Reforestation Projects and ships in plantable seed paper packaging.
• Perfect for sci-fi nerds, space weirdos, and UFO watchers

Great for gift shops, bookstore cafés, or anyone who's into the strange but stylish.

Soft pastel florals sublimated onto real hardwood. The colors blend with the natural wood grain in a way that printed paper bookmarks simply can't replicate. Gentle, feminine, and perfect for spring reading or as a small gift for a fellow book lover.

Handcrafted in Hamilton, Ohio from sustainably sourced hardwood. Slim profile sits flat between pages. Packaged in plantable seed paper.

Details: Real hardwood | Sublimated full-color | Smooth, page-safe edges

A small, functional desk accessory with more character than a sticky note. This half-round wooden message board features a spring clip on top for holding photos, notes, or reminders, and a flat base that sits securely on any surface.

Available in 4 laser-engraved designs, each one cut from solid hardwood and finished by hand. Small enough for a desk, shelf, or countertop. Makes a thoughtful gift for coworkers, teachers, or anyone who keeps their life organized in small handwritten notes.

• Solid hardwood with laser-engraved design
• Spring clip holds photos, notes, or cards
• Flat base stands on any surface
• 4 design options available
• Handmade in Ohio

Procaffeinate (v.): The tendency to not start anything until you've had your coffee.

If this word describes your morning ritual, this coaster belongs on your desk. Laser-engraved on solid hardwood with the full "definition," it's a functional piece of self-aware humor for anyone who runs on caffeine and deadlines.

Available in Maple or Walnut, backed with cork, and sealed to handle daily ring stains from your favorite mug.

Details:

• Quantity: 1 coaster
• Material: solid Maple or Walnut hardwood with cork backing
• Size: approximately 4 inches across
• Finish: food-safe oil and wax
• Handmade in Hamilton, Ohio Every order plants a tree through Eden Reforestation Projects and ships in plantable seed paper packaging.

A perfect desk accessory, housewarming gift, or coffee-bar addition for the chronically under-caffeinated.

Earth coffee wins. This engraved wood sticker shows a chill alien at a cafe wearing a shirt that reads "Area 51 was mid." Cut from real hardwood veneer and backed with a permanent adhesive that grips hard. Best for laptops, notebooks, cases, lockers, and other smooth indoor surfaces. Not waterproof. Do not use on tumblers or any item that gets washed. Clean the surface, peel, stick, press, and let go.

This is PSA (pressure Sensitive Adessive) backed veneer - so a little pressure is needed for a good bond. Do be careful when placing.

Details:

• Color options: pale blonde (Maple) or warm reddish amber (Cherry)
• Material: real Maple or Cherry veneer with permanent adhesive backing
• Water resistant, smooth finish
• Handmade in Hamilton, Ohio Every order plants a tree through Eden Reforestation Projects and ships in plantable seed paper packaging.

Plant Mom is the new Dog Mom

Show off your air plant with style! This sleek geometric air plant holder is laser cut from birch and features a magnetic base to keep your tiny terrarium secure. Add some quirk and character to your home decor!

Note: Depending on the construction of your home, you may be able to hold these on standard drywall screws - this is not a guarantee as every home is different and depending on the thickness of your walls, may not work. To test, please take a strong magnet and lightly run it across your wall - if it sticks to a screw, these will likely hold too.

Each magnet is rated to hold over 7 lbs. and should be more than enough to hold the piece and an Air Plant.

Details

• Height: approximately 3 inches tall
• Material: birch plywood with embedded neodymium magnet
• Color: natural pale birch with visible plys
• Finish: food-safe oil
• Air plant not included
• Handmade in Hamilton, Ohio Every order plants a tree through Eden Reforestation Projects and ships in plantable seed paper packaging.
• Does not come with an Air Plant unless otherwise requested. 

Need an air plant? Check out a preferred vendor Air Plant Supply Co.

Pop bottles, not knuckles.
The Wooden Speedy Bottle Opener is a sleek, hardwood-and-steel bar tool that fits perfectly in your hand or pocket. Designed for speed and comfort, it opens bottles effortlessly with just a flick - ideal for home bartenders, party hosts, or pros behind the bar.

Handmade from sustainably sourced wood and finished with care in my Ohio studio. This is barware that works hard and looks good doing it.

Perfect as a gift for everyday use, dads, groomsmen, or anyone who appreciates a well-made tool.

Details:

• Exotic & Domestic Wood veneer (depending on options selected)
• Stainless Steel Hardware
• Compact, speed-style bottle opener
• Made from sustainably sourced hardwood
• Hand-finished in my Ohio studio
• Ideal as a stocking stuffer, groomsman gift, or housewarming gift
• Plastic-free packaging

An Ohio state silhouette with a quiet park scene tucked inside. UV printed on sustainably sourced cherry, hand sanded smooth, finished with food safe oil, and backed with a strong neodymium magnet.

Details

• Cherry wood, hand sanded and oil finished
• UV printed in full color, fade resistant
• Approximately 2 inches on the longest side
• Strong neodymium magnet backing
• Handmade in Hamilton, Ohio