Beam me up Coaster

$9.00

Estimated delivery between May 01 and May 05. Order within .

Wood Type: Maple

Gift wrap for $14.00

In stock - Ready to be shipped

This tongue-in-cheek coaster series features alien encounters, cryptids, and cosmic commentary that are more sarcastic than sci-fi. Each design is laser engraved on solid maple and backed with cork, perfect for drinks on Earth or otherwise.

From UFO rejections to caffeinated robots, these coasters deliver dry humor and galactic-level weirdness.

Details:

Quantity: 1 coaster
Material: solid Maple or Walnut hardwood with cork backing
Size: approximately 4 inches across
Finish: food-safe oil and wax
Handmade in Hamilton, Ohio Every order plants a tree through Eden Reforestation Projects and ships in plantable seed paper packaging.
Perfect for sci-fi nerds, space weirdos, and UFO watchers

Great for gift shops, bookstore cafés, or anyone who's into the strange but stylish.

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Weight

3oz
Dimension

4"x4"
Condition

Excellent
Usage

Daily use

Every order ships from my workshop in Hamilton, Ohio.

Domestic (US): USPS Priority Mail, 1-3 business days after your order ships. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days of being placed. Custom and personalized items may take an extra day or two.

Free shipping on US orders over $100.

Every piece ships in plantable seed paper packaging that grows wildflowers. It doubles as a gift wrap.

Questions about your shipment? Contact me and I'll get you a tracking update.

Exchanges: If you'd like a different wood type or size, email me at ryan@prwmade.com. I'll send a prepaid return label and get the replacement started as soon as I receive the original.

Refunds: If you'd prefer a refund, I'll process it within 3 business days of receiving the returned item. Original shipping costs are non-refundable.

Custom and personalized orders are final sale since they're made specifically for you. That said, if there's a quality issue or I made a mistake on the personalization, I'll fix it at no cost.

Gift cards are non-refundable.

Please send returns to the address included in your order confirmation. Items should be unworn and in their original packaging.

Every piece I make is hand-finished and inspected before it ships. If something doesn't meet the standard you'd expect from a handcrafted product, I'll replace it.

This isn't fine print. If the finish chips, the hardware fails, or something just doesn't look right when it arrives, email me at ryan@prwmade.com with a photo. I'll either send a replacement or make it right another way.

I'm a one-person shop and I stand behind everything I make.

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Beam Me Up wood coaster, laser-engraved sci-fi alien design on Maple with cork backing

Beam me up Coaster

$9.00

Handcrafted in Ohio

Every piece is made by hand in my Hamilton workshop.

Free shipping over $100

USPS Priority Mail. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.

Every order plants a tree

We partner with Eden Reforestation Projects to plant a tree with every purchase.

Satisfaction guaranteed

Not happy? Reach out within 30 days and I'll make it right.

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A note from the Workshop

I'm Ryan, and PRWMade is a small shop in Ohio. No factory, no mass runs, no shortcuts. Every piece that leaves here is made by hand - me!

Because the wood has to come from somewhere, every order you place plants a tree. I work with Eden Reforestation to put real trees in the ground in communities that need them most. Your purchase is handmade, and it's also a small act of forest in someone else's life.

Thanks for being here. It matters more than you know.

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